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Distoris Clitortion

by The Chikitas

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1.
LALALALA 02:56
I dreamed about a song that would come from the heart Some will probably say I’m the retard who goes lalalala But it frees me from the pain and the fear I just want a tune that breaks human frontiers Please don’t judge your friend no more Nor kiss your enemies just like that Stop acting like an ignorant To the righteous I’d give a lalalala Lala Lalalala Lala Wicked souvenirs Pinch me it’s exquisite Like ecstatic kisses from industrial meals along with Pesticides weeds and creams for the creed For those who rehearse In a world where Bieber is the biggest For those who can’t stand the neat girls The geeks, the hipsters The ones looking for spiritual love into their purse Living with the conscience some are dying in Africa To the righteous I’d give a lalalala Lala Lalalala Lala Lalalala Pretty pretty dolly Is she what I see Would you be looking at this With just a little more fat on the hips I can’t stand your peeks You think I’m part of this World of superficial pricks Dicks I’m outta here Lala Lalalala Lalalala Lala Lalalala
2.
Dear little tomato You’re growing up okay But needing a gazpacho There’s a killer on the way Say you want it again A little dead red tomato Say you want it somehow Ketchup sauce for the ghetto Bring it back I said to The murderer again Not only did he grab you He stabbed you little friend I’m sorry that I put you In a messy purgatory Though it’s true that you’re tasty In a vegetable blend Say you want it again A little dead red tomato Say you’ve got in your hand Ketchup sauce for the ghetto Say you want it again Say you want it again Say you want it again Say you want it again Say you want it again Say that you want it again
3.
I feel a bit lightheaded Nevermind maybe you should drive Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere What are these goddamn animals Sky was full of what looked like huge bats What the hell are you talking about Nevermind it’s your turn to drive Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere I’m high I suspect we could Have done the whole thing On acid for some of the people Faces and bodies Brain would reject it Absolutely unendurable On acid, on acid On acid, on acid Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere Drive me anywhere I’m high
4.
She said hello then she said Come in here We said hello then we said We’ll come back later She said hello then she said Something bad We said hello then we said What have you said ? She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more Erase it all off your list start over If you crack I’ll set your brain off Increase all of your needs get over All your shits and what the – mother ! She said hello then she said Something so bad We said hello then we said What have you said ? She said hello then she said Something mad We said hello then we said What have you said ? She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more Erase it all off your list start over If you crack I’ll set your brain off Increase all of your needs get over All your shit and what the – mother ! She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more If you crack I’ll set your brain off Take your limbs apart and rake-off If you crack I’ll make you take-off All your limbs and cook them – mother !
5.
TV Sick 02:03
Sitting up against the ceiling Fainting bone-dry Wasting time around Beijing During the night It’s too late sorry to say So late anticlockwise Let’s meet near Roundabouts and frontiers Down in Shanghai Scandals gather on the screen Channels oversupply Steal buy consume And relax until you all retire Just checking how fast you are driving Once in your car Reaching target point you’re crashing Against the wall The TV show is on Be ready everyone The greedy poor and ugly need it Then everyone is happy Scandals gather on the screen Channels oversupply Steal buy consume And relax until you all retire Celebrate masturbate Bury it in the wedding cake Sick with flu overdue Money candy will go get you Marilyn bingedrinking Steroids while nipple feeding Hemorroids hurt Mary popping Summer reading is disturbing We don’t need no television we don’t buy We don’t need no television we don’t buy We don’t need no television we don’t buy Television we don’t buy Television we don’t buy Television we don’t buy Television we don’t buy
6.
See the waste and Sit awaiting World is and frail Age of reason Born in treason Like any other man It’s too late It’s too late We’re starting a war The war of the freaks We’re starting a war Ego that way Hollywood Crossroads of Broadway Politicians Got it done son Become one today It’s too late It’s too late We’re starting a war The war of the freaks We’re starting a war The war of the freaks And I see through it all And I feel all We’re starting a war The war of the freaks We’re starting a war The war of the freaks See the waste and Sit awaiting World is
7.
Jail 02:40
Sharks live and men drown and die Tell me the truth you’re paralyzed Mess with revenge and satisfaction Don’t live in regret nor joke about fate Fancy a way to talk about Tell me the truth you’re paralyzed Physical issues ways you act Got you into the cage in this Jail hell Show me the way to paradise Tell me the truth in these lies Show me the way to paradise Tell me the truth in these lies Show off the bruises you ask for As black as your heart they’re fake and gore Wounds ain’t for sale they’re just a sore Freedom can’t be bought in a store This evil train has open doors Jump on the rail don’t hesitate Fall and avail yourself some more Undo your chains and evade from this Jail hell Show me the way to paradise Tell me the truth in these lies Show me the way to paradise Tell me the truth in these lies Jail hell yeah Show me the way to paradise Show me the way to paradise Show me the way to paradise Show me the way to paradise Paradise, paradise, paradise
8.
Feelings in my chest My will is to confess You fit my interests So maybe we could date Feelings take me to excess They sustain my madness Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love You’ve gotta to meet mine too Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love Wish I could to be with you Meet your trouble Meet your trouble Meet your trouble I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya Dealing with such face While I could be with this Majestic badass Let’s start over from scratch Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love You’ve gotta to meet mine too Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love Wish I could to be with you I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya To get ya I’m coming at ya It’s too bad You’re willing To be wasting Your time It’s stupid You’re willing To be wasting Your life Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble Falling in love You’ll get to meet your trouble I’m coming at ya To kill ya I’m coming at ya To kill ya I’m coming at ya To kill ya I’m coming at ya Meet your trouble Meet your trouble Meet your trouble Meet your trouble
9.
Snowbortion 02:34
It’s winter time this evening Spreading in the occident We multiply by breeding Like Borat in the Kurdistan Wheels rolling electrifying Lacking of sophistication Stake burning in lady garden Quickly heating let me cool it Castration is an appealing option Give the ball for donation Post-ablation skin division Gives your flat a decoration It’s no scandal hymens handle Can it be some sort of symbol It’s just a muscle playing scrabble I’ll be gentle let me do it Clean up your mess Witness the snowball effect Clean up your mess Jump in a trash can Clean up your mess Witness the snowball effect Clean up your mess Jump in a trash can Silicone free silk ovary Unordinarily cushiony Sensory zone blow a trombone Bumblebees off and on Psychic plastic enthusiastic Bananas are so exotic Oriental experimental Come on drop it let me have it Some stubborn pricks attend a gala And all you see is a belly dancer I’ve been told life starts in a stomach Oh my physics mutational so maybe be anal Clean up your mess Witness the snowball effect Clean up your mess Jump in a trash can Clean up your mess Witness the snowball effect Clean up your mess Jump in a trash can
10.
Party Type B 03:10
I really want to party I really want to party I really want to party You see I really want to party I really want to party I really want to party You see Where’s the party Where’s the party Am I alone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Are they gone ? Forced to misspend Until time is up we’re Drinking, dancing Laughing to tears Cease now to talk Enjoy what we got here We’re having now a party You see Where’s the party Where’s the party Am I alone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Are they gone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Am I alone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Are they gone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Am I alone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Are they gone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Am I alone ? Where’s the party Where’s the party Are they gone ?
11.
Dreams die Here on earth we’re getting bored Soul selfishness means We’re beaten whores We’re all trying to be God Plague of humanity undone Build a mess to destroy Our ground is insured Progress to regress Into oblivion Now stand up and carry The weight of a cross We’re all trying to be God Plague of humanity undone Hell heaven eleven pylons Aligned in a square position Well if the end of our kind’s tonight You’ll feel chills then you’ll collapse But it’s a comfy zone to die Then everything will be alright It’s alright It’s alright It’s alright We’re all trying to be God
12.
Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t Something is missing I want it but I can’t I can’t
13.
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn not We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn not We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby Who wants a pina colada or an amarula ?

about

Thanks for buying this album with your own money. You are supporting indie music.

THE CHIKITAS THANKS:

Special thanks to Marc Bouffé for being a Buddha, “fresh-pots” dealer, amazing guitar tech and engineer and to Julien Fehlmann for being a master and a two-brains guy.

Thanks to Alexandre Davoine, Raphael Bovey, Andy Roosli Shelling and Rafaela Dieu, Terry Palmer, Joel Bovy for getting us on stage, James Drake for his help at the right time, Laure Noverraz for her precious presence and help, Florence Pellacani, Alex De Sousa, Al Castro, Raph Despas and Matt Meynet of the BWP, Philippe Reymondin, Jean-Jacques Labarthe, Valeria Kebets, Alex Merlin, Kenji Chraiti-Kojima, Caleb of the Jamborines, Emeric “Mav”, Amadeus Kapp, Rockspotting team, The Staches, Regula and HelvetiaRockt team, Daniel Fontana and the Bad Bonn, the Freaks Show family, Christian Fighera, Grant Box and Snowhite team, Kitchen Studio team, Delphine Varloud, Maayane Levi, Eden Levi, Sophie Conconi, Vero Conconi, PTR, Canton et Ville de Genève, Ville de Plan-les-Ouates, al bands, friends and people who put their faith in us and push us further.

LYNN PARTICULARLY THANKS

My precious bandmates, friends and family for supporting my crazy projects and way of life. All the people who forgave my mistakes, believed in me, taught me how to stand on my two feet, were there when I needed.

SASKIA PARTICULARLY THANKS

My drum set for its patience, Maximilien Stauber, my parents and my sisters for their constant support, Valerie Ciriolo, and everyone who will listen to this record more than eleven times. Love and smiles to all of you.

credits

released April 25, 2014

Lynn Maring: Guitar / Lead vocals
Saskia Fuertes: Drums / Vocals

All songs written, produced and performed by The Chikitas.
All words by Lynn Maring.

Recorded by Marc Bouffé in Winterthur and in Geneva, Switzerland.
Mixed by Julien Fehlmann assisted by Karim Pandolfo at Studio Mécanique.

Mastered by Raphael Bovey at MyRoom.

Additional vocal performance on “Bad Bonn Baby” by Marc Bouffé.
"Snowterlude Interbortion" vocal performance by Terry Palmer.

Additional vocals recordings on “LALALALA” and “Meet Your Trouble” by Alexandre Davoine.

Art Design / Layout & Documentation by Lisa Voisard
Band photograph by Ave Kuluki
A/R Stefan Schurter, Deepdive Music, stefan@ddmusic.ch

Cover Image: The Suffragettes protest walk for the right of women to vote in 1911, London UK.

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