Distoris Clitortion

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Thanks for buying this album with your own money. You are supporting indie music.

THE CHIKITAS THANKS:

Special thanks to Marc Bouffé for being a Buddha, “fresh-pots” dealer, amazing guitar tech and engineer and to Julien Fehlmann for being a master and a two-brains guy.

Thanks to Alexandre Davoine, Raphael Bovey, Andy Roosli Shelling and Rafaela Dieu, Terry Palmer, Joel Bovy for getting us on stage, James Drake for his help at the right time, Laure Noverraz for her precious presence and help, Florence Pellacani, Alex De Sousa, Al Castro, Raph Despas and Matt Meynet of the BWP, Philippe Reymondin, Jean-Jacques Labarthe, Valeria Kebets, Alex Merlin, Kenji Chraiti-Kojima, Caleb of the Jamborines, Emeric “Mav”, Amadeus Kapp, Rockspotting team, The Staches, Regula and HelvetiaRockt team, Daniel Fontana and the Bad Bonn, the Freaks Show family, Christian Fighera, Grant Box and Snowhite team, Kitchen Studio team, Delphine Varloud, Maayane Levi, Eden Levi, Sophie Conconi, Vero Conconi, PTR, Canton et Ville de Genève, Ville de Plan-les-Ouates, al bands, friends and people who put their faith in us and push us further.

LYNN PARTICULARLY THANKS

My precious bandmates, friends and family for supporting my crazy projects and way of life. All the people who forgave my mistakes, believed in me, taught me how to stand on my two feet, were there when I needed.

SASKIA PARTICULARLY THANKS

My drum set for its patience, Maximilien Stauber, my parents and my sisters for their constant support, Valerie Ciriolo, and everyone who will listen to this record more than eleven times. Love and smiles to all of you.

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released April 25, 2014

Lynn Maring: Guitar / Lead vocals
Saskia Fuertes: Drums / Vocals

All songs written, produced and performed by The Chikitas.
All words by Lynn Maring.

Recorded by Marc Bouffé in Winterthur and in Geneva, Switzerland.
Mixed by Julien Fehlmann assisted by Karim Pandolfo at Studio Mécanique.

Mastered by Raphael Bovey at MyRoom.

Additional vocal performance on “Bad Bonn Baby” by Marc Bouffé.
"Snowterlude Interbortion" vocal performance by Terry Palmer.

Additional vocals recordings on “LALALALA” and “Meet Your Trouble” by Alexandre Davoine.

Art Design / Layout & Documentation by Lisa Voisard
Band photograph by Ave Kuluki
A/R Stefan Schurter, Deepdive Music, stefan@ddmusic.ch

Cover Image: The Suffragettes protest walk for the right of women to vote in 1911, London UK.

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The Chikitas Geneva, Switzerland

Lynn Maring (Guitar/ Vocals) and Saskia Fuertes (Drums / Vocals) founded their duo called "The Chikitas" in 2011 back in Geneva.

They're back with a full length album 'Distoris Clitortion' released on 25th April 2014.
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Track Name: LALALALA
I dreamed about a song that would come from the heart
Some will probably say I’m the retard who goes lalalala
But it frees me from the pain and the fear
I just want a tune that breaks human frontiers
Please don’t judge your friend no more
Nor kiss your enemies just like that
Stop acting like an ignorant
To the righteous I’d give a lalalala

Lala
Lalalala
Lala

Wicked souvenirs
Pinch me it’s exquisite
Like ecstatic kisses from industrial meals along with
Pesticides weeds and creams for the creed
For those who rehearse
In a world where Bieber is the biggest

For those who can’t stand the neat girls
The geeks, the hipsters
The ones looking for spiritual love into their purse
Living with the conscience some are dying in Africa
To the righteous I’d give a lalalala

Lala
Lalalala
Lala
Lalalala

Pretty pretty dolly
Is she what I see
Would you be looking at this
With just a little more fat on the hips
I can’t stand your peeks
You think I’m part of this
World of superficial pricks
Dicks I’m outta here

Lala
Lalalala
Lalalala
Lala
Lalalala
Track Name: Ghetto Tomato
Dear little tomato
You’re growing up okay
But needing a gazpacho
There’s a killer on the way

Say you want it again
A little dead red tomato
Say you want it somehow
Ketchup sauce for the ghetto

Bring it back I said to
The murderer again
Not only did he grab you
He stabbed you little friend
I’m sorry that I put you
In a messy purgatory
Though it’s true that you’re tasty
In a vegetable blend

Say you want it again
A little dead red tomato
Say you’ve got in your hand
Ketchup sauce for the ghetto

Say you want it again
Say you want it again
Say you want it again
Say you want it again
Say you want it again

Say that you want it again
Track Name: Drive Me Anywhere
I feel a bit lightheaded
Nevermind maybe you should drive

Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere

What are these goddamn animals
Sky was full of what looked like huge bats
What the hell are you talking about
Nevermind it’s your turn to drive

Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere
I’m high

I suspect we could
Have done the whole thing
On acid for some of the people
Faces and bodies
Brain would reject it
Absolutely unendurable

On acid, on acid
On acid, on acid

Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere
Drive me anywhere I’m high
Track Name: What have you said ?
She said hello then she said
Come in here
We said hello then we said
We’ll come back later
She said hello then she said
Something bad
We said hello then we said
What have you said ?

She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain
I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened
Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor
Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more
Erase it all off your list start over
If you crack I’ll set your brain off
Increase all of your needs get over
All your shits and what the – mother !

She said hello then she said
Something so bad
We said hello then we said
What have you said ?
She said hello then she said
Something mad
We said hello then we said
What have you said ?

She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain
I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened
Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor
Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more
Erase it all off your list start over
If you crack I’ll set your brain off
Increase all of your needs get over
All your shit and what the – mother !

She said dont’ you wanna relieve me from pain
I get sick like a dog when demons are awakened
Take bodies and just leave them down on the floor
Automatically baby you’ll beg for some more
If you crack I’ll set your brain off
Take your limbs apart and rake-off
If you crack I’ll make you take-off
All your limbs and cook them – mother !
Track Name: TV Sick
Sitting up against the ceiling
Fainting bone-dry
Wasting time around Beijing
During the night
It’s too late sorry to say
So late anticlockwise

Let’s meet near
Roundabouts and frontiers
Down in Shanghai

Scandals gather on the screen
Channels oversupply
Steal buy consume
And relax until you all retire

Just checking how fast you are driving
Once in your car
Reaching target point you’re crashing
Against the wall

The TV show is on
Be ready everyone
The greedy poor and ugly need it
Then everyone is happy

Scandals gather on the screen
Channels oversupply
Steal buy consume
And relax until you all retire

Celebrate masturbate
Bury it in the wedding cake
Sick with flu overdue
Money candy will go get you
Marilyn bingedrinking
Steroids while nipple feeding
Hemorroids hurt Mary popping
Summer reading is disturbing

We don’t need no television we don’t buy
We don’t need no television we don’t buy
We don’t need no television we don’t buy

Television we don’t buy
Television we don’t buy
Television we don’t buy
Television we don’t buy
Track Name: War Of Freaks
See the waste and
Sit awaiting
World is and frail
Age of reason
Born in treason
Like any other man
It’s too late
It’s too late

We’re starting a war
The war of the freaks
We’re starting a war

Ego that way
Hollywood
Crossroads of Broadway
Politicians
Got it done son
Become one today
It’s too late
It’s too late
We’re starting a war
The war of the freaks
We’re starting a war
The war of the freaks

And I see through it all
And I feel all

We’re starting a war
The war of the freaks
We’re starting a war
The war of the freaks
See the waste and
Sit awaiting
World is
Track Name: Jail
Sharks live and men drown and die
Tell me the truth you’re paralyzed
Mess with revenge and satisfaction
Don’t live in regret nor joke about fate
Fancy a way to talk about

Tell me the truth you’re paralyzed
Physical issues ways you act
Got you into the cage in this

Jail hell
Show me the way to paradise
Tell me the truth in these lies
Show me the way to paradise
Tell me the truth in these lies

Show off the bruises you ask for
As black as your heart they’re fake and gore
Wounds ain’t for sale they’re just a sore
Freedom can’t be bought in a store
This evil train has open doors

Jump on the rail don’t hesitate
Fall and avail yourself some more
Undo your chains and evade from this

Jail hell
Show me the way to paradise
Tell me the truth in these lies
Show me the way to paradise
Tell me the truth in these lies

Jail hell yeah
Show me the way to paradise
Show me the way to paradise
Show me the way to paradise
Show me the way to paradise

Paradise, paradise, paradise
Track Name: Meet Your Trouble
Feelings in my chest
My will is to confess
You fit my interests
So maybe we could date

Feelings take me to excess
They sustain my madness

Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
You’ve gotta to meet mine too
Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
Wish I could to be with you

Meet your trouble
Meet your trouble
Meet your trouble

I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya

Dealing with such face
While I could be with this
Majestic badass
Let’s start over from scratch

Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
You’ve gotta to meet mine too
Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
Wish I could to be with you

I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya
To get ya
I’m coming at ya

It’s too bad
You’re willing
To be wasting
Your time
It’s stupid
You’re willing
To be wasting
Your life

Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble
Falling in love
You’ll get to meet your trouble

I’m coming at ya
To kill ya
I’m coming at ya
To kill ya
I’m coming at ya
To kill ya
I’m coming at ya

Meet your trouble
Meet your trouble
Meet your trouble
Meet your trouble
Track Name: Snowbortion
It’s winter time this evening
Spreading in the occident
We multiply by breeding
Like Borat in the Kurdistan
Wheels rolling electrifying
Lacking of sophistication
Stake burning in lady garden
Quickly heating let me cool it

Castration is an appealing option
Give the ball for donation
Post-ablation skin division
Gives your flat a decoration
It’s no scandal hymens handle
Can it be some sort of symbol
It’s just a muscle playing scrabble
I’ll be gentle let me do it

Clean up your mess
Witness the snowball effect
Clean up your mess
Jump in a trash can
Clean up your mess
Witness the snowball effect
Clean up your mess
Jump in a trash can

Silicone free silk ovary
Unordinarily cushiony
Sensory zone blow a trombone
Bumblebees off and on
Psychic plastic enthusiastic
Bananas are so exotic
Oriental experimental
Come on drop it let me have it

Some stubborn pricks attend a gala
And all you see is a belly dancer
I’ve been told life starts in a stomach
Oh my physics mutational so maybe be anal

Clean up your mess
Witness the snowball effect
Clean up your mess
Jump in a trash can
Clean up your mess
Witness the snowball effect
Clean up your mess
Jump in a trash can
Track Name: Party Type B
I really want to party
I really want to party
I really want to party
You see

I really want to party
I really want to party
I really want to party
You see

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Am I alone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Are they gone ?

Forced to misspend
Until time is up we’re
Drinking, dancing
Laughing to tears
Cease now to talk
Enjoy what we got here
We’re having now a party
You see

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Am I alone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Are they gone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Am I alone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Are they gone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Am I alone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Are they gone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Am I alone ?

Where’s the party
Where’s the party
Are they gone ?
Track Name: Hell Heaven Eleven
Dreams die
Here on earth we’re getting bored
Soul selfishness means
We’re beaten whores

We’re all trying to be God
Plague of humanity undone

Build a mess to destroy
Our ground is insured
Progress to regress
Into oblivion

Now stand up and carry
The weight of a cross

We’re all trying to be God
Plague of humanity undone
Hell heaven eleven pylons
Aligned in a square position

Well if the end of our kind’s tonight
You’ll feel chills then you’ll collapse
But it’s a comfy zone to die
Then everything will be alright

It’s alright
It’s alright
It’s alright

We’re all trying to be God
Track Name: Something Is Missing
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t

Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t
Something is missing
I want it but I can’t

I can’t
Track Name: Bad Bonn Baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn not
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now

We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn not
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn

We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now

We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn now
We’re gonna play at the Bad Bonn baby


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